A hindi movie super-lol moment of the day.

(Occurred after randomly flipping channels.)

Enter a young Anil Kapoor, with obvious white streaks in hair. Rekha, his wife, tells him she has harbored a fugitive (a young woman) in the dead of the night. Turns out that femme fugitive wants to marry Anil Kapoor’s brother.

Enter shakti kapoor, with obvious wig, yelling and screaming in front of the village, outside Anil Kapoor’s castle, for his daughter to be released.Daughter doesnt want to go.

Father-daughter scream-contest:let go daddy, no way kameeni, i want to marry that dorky dude with a mustache that reminds people of rat tails! You badchalan, besharam! Anil Kapor’s ego flares, along with an impeccable sense of justice. She can marry whoever she wants! To prove it, I’ll use tomorrow’s grand Holi event. That’s where i’ll marry these two off. Bwah.

Cut to two incoherent scenes and then Shakti Kapoor’s seen revealing his evil plans of killing everyone. Very smart, no?

As holi-day arrives, a very pregnant Raveena Tandon is seen running around. Mustache Man is fighting Shakti Kapoor in kinda like yr regular UFC thing only the punches fall twelve feet away from the face and it STILL manages to knock the guy out. Raveena Tandon screams as Shakti Kapoor is beating the crap outta Mustache Man and Rekha and Anil Kapoor sit on a stage, watching in great tension. Shakti lashes at Tandon and presto she goes into labor. In slow motion, as we see a pregnant woman on the verge of hemorrhaging, Anil Kapoor seems to have had enough and in painstakingly slow moments he steps down to fight Shakti.In the next 20 minutes, the fight continues, Shakti gets his ass handed to him, because let’s face it, he’s the villian, he can’t live. In the meantime, Rekha helps Tandon give birt. Might I add a needless fact that Tandon’s eyeliner, lipstick, lip liner, mascara, flowers in the hair, have not moved their angles in the slightest. True story.

Movie ends, Shakti dies, Anil’s younger brother (who’s identical, no less) has been freed from some allegation (Aruna Irani has overheard Shakti confessing of sabotage), Anil Kapoor has a convenient heart attack as he learns he was sabotaged and young Anil assumes throne as Thakur.

And they lived happily ever after.

Because that’s how they roll in Bollywood.